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Feb. 15, 2023

Three Days Until Carnival and Social Battery is Already Drained

Just three days before Carnival begins in Brazil, one group's enthusiasm has already been drained after realizing their 'social battery' is empty - leaving them unable to perform during this year's festivities.

@IAmMrSiqueira

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Feb. 15, 2023

Olavo's Silence Joke Celebrates One Year of Unabated Humor

Brazilian humorist Olavo de Carvalho's iconic joke about silence celebrates one year since being released on social media, having been retweeted over 200 thousand times and liked by more than 500 thousand people due to its universal appeal and simple yet profound message

@sensacionalista

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Feb. 15, 2023

Fitness Academy Embraces New Member With Open Arms

An unknown woman asked one of the members at a local fitness academy for permission to take her picture while pretending to exercise - an event which marks a milestone in its history as it shows how welcoming its members are towards newcomers!

@YoMatiasPinto

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Feb. 15, 2023

Celebrating Ownership in the Super Bowl

This article looks at why celebrating ownership in sports is important by highlighting all they do behind-the-scenes so that others can shine on game day - whether you agree or disagree with giving an owner recognition during such events like The Super Bowl is ultimately up for debate but one thing remains true; without them none of this would be possible!

@gugachacra

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Feb. 15, 2023

Amazing Physics: Metronomes Synchronize After Short Period of Time

Researchers at UCLA recently discovered that metronomes start randomly synchronizing after a short period of time as they influence each other through their shared base - an example of collective behavior emerging from individual interactions in nature!

@pascal_bornet

An illustration showing two metronomes on a shared base, slowly beginning to synchronize with one another over time.

Feb. 14, 2023

The Unfortunate Reality of Adain

Despite lofty goals and grandiose ambitions, Adain has proven itself as nothing more than an expensive failure due to technical issues plaguing the platform as well as inept customer service teams unable or unwilling to address user complaints or resolve technical issues - leaving many feeling disappointed in their experience with this innovative concept gone wrong

@ProNotWeeb

Feb. 14, 2023

Adain Sucks, According to Local Residents

Residents of the small town of Adain have recently voiced their dissatisfaction with the current state of affairs there including lack of job opportunities and high taxes among other issues. The mayor has promised reforms but many remain unconvinced whether they will be enough while others still hold out hope for improvement through investment and tourism initiatives

@ProNotWeeb

A photo of an abandoned building with graffiti on its walls located in downtown Adain with text reading “Adain Sucks” overlaid on top of it

Feb. 14, 2023

Relief as It Comes to an End for Him

This article recounts an emotional scene where a man finds relief after being rescued from an oppressive situation by someone who lent them aid and support when needed most. People witnessing this moment expressed sympathy for him by saying “coitado dele” - poor guy - reminding us all how important it is to be kinder towards one another so everyone can access help during times of difficulty or crisis in their lives

@SMgestor

A silhouette of a person standing against a backdrop of stars looking up at the night sky with relief etched onto their face after being freed from an oppressive situation

Feb. 14, 2023

A Measure of Discernment

This poem speaks about taking action against incompetence by drawing a line in the sand and standing together in solidarity.

@splucasaugusto

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Feb. 14, 2023

Citizens Demand Action Against Incompetence

Citizens across the country are calling for action against incompetence in government after an anonymous tweet sparked a nationwide conversation about accountability within public institutions. Politicians on both sides of the aisle have proposed reforms such as term limits or restrictions on campaign contributions but it's up to citizens to make their voices heard if real change is going to happen.

@splucasaugusto

An illustration depicting an angry crowd with signs reading "No More Incompetence" outside a building labeled "Government".

Feb. 14, 2023

Rihanna's Bold Family Plan: Wants 4 Kids by 2030

Singer-songwriter Rihanna recently revealed in an interview with Vogue magazine three years ago that she plans on having four children by 2030 - exciting news for fans who have been waiting patiently!

@choquei

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Feb. 14, 2023

Local Man Prepares for Physical Evaluation

On Wednesday, local man John Doe will undergo a physical evaluation in hopes of gaining muscle mass - something which requires hard work and dedication. Friends and family have offered their support for this endeavor through social media posts wishing him luck on his journey!

@Carlos7Santana

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Feb. 14, 2023

Brazil's Unparalleled World Cup Record

The Brazilian national football team holds an unparalleled record - they are the only team to have achieved 100% success rate across three consecutive FIFA World Cups between 1958 and 1970 - a feat which may never be replicated again due to increased competition from other nations on the world stage today.

@10neto

A photo of Pele celebrating after scoring his 1000th goal during the 1970 FIFA World Cup Final match between Brazil and Italy

Feb. 14, 2023

The Asset Management Industry

This soliloquy explores how blockchain technology can revolutionize the asset management industry by providing an easier and more secure way for people to invest their money without having prior experience or knowledge in traditional markets.

@CryptoGirlNova

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Feb. 14, 2023

Overcoming English Language Challenges with Multi-Passage Problem Sets

The Official Question Set Part 7 provides an effective way for students to improve their English language skills while honing critical thinking abilities through multi-passage problem sets!

@suzuran_227

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Feb. 14, 2023

O Poder Judiciário's Commitment to the Constitution is Questionable

Despite recent promises from O Poder Judiciário that it will remain firm and just in defending the Constitution and Democratic State of Law, skeptics remain unconvinced due to years-long allegations of corruption and political interference within its ranks.

@alexandre

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Feb. 14, 2023

FGTS Funds Threaten to Bankroll Leftist Dictatorships

Recent reports have revealed that funds from Brazil's social security fund are being used by the BNDES bank to finance left-wing dictatorships abroad, raising serious concerns among Brazilian citizens about where their hard-earned money is going and whether or not it will be used responsibly by foreign governments with questionable human rights records.

@othonmamoru

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Feb. 14, 2023

Victor Sá Scores Big for Botafogo!

This week Brazilian soccer star Victor Sá scored an important goal that helped secure a 1-0 victory for Botafogo against rival club Fluminense in Copa do Brasil tournament play. Fans celebrated wildly after witnessing this momentous event and are now looking forward to seeing what else Victor Sá can accomplish as he leads Botafogos attack against Cruzeiro later this month!

@Botafogo

A photo of Victor Sá celebrating after scoring his winning goal against Fluminense with fireworks going off behind him at Estadio Nilton Santos Stadium.

Feb. 14, 2023

WestJet Accused of Harassing Customers with Unwanted Calls

Numerous reports have surfaced alleging that Canadian airline Westjet is harassing its customers through unwanted phone calls despite multiple attempts by them trying to block their number or be placed on a no-call list. The CRTC has warned against such practices but it remains unclear if Westjet is violating any rules at this time

@SandraPupatello

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Feb. 14, 2023

10 Quotes on Economics and Capitalism That You May Never Have Heard

This article provides readers with 10 insightful quotes about economics and capitalism from prominent figures like Milton Friedman or Warren Buffett which offer unique perspectives on these complex topics that may not have been heard before.

@_cmom_

A colorful illustration depicting various aspects of economics such as money, markets, stocks, etc., surrounded by famous quotes about economics from notable figures like Milton Friedman or Warren Buffett.

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