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Feb. 17, 2023

Allegri Vows to Bring Attacking Football to Juventus

Massimiliano Allegri has promised an attacking brand of football at Juventus after being appointed as their new manager this summer – something which should excite Bianconeri fans ahead of what promises to be an exciting 2018/19 campaign!

@juvefcdotcom

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Feb. 17, 2023

Manchester City Facing Unprecedented Charges

The Premier League has issued more than 100 financial fair play-related charges against Manchester City which could potentially transform the football landscape in England if found guilty.

@TheAthleticFC

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Feb. 17, 2023

Marcus Rashford’s Season is Red Hot 🔥

Manchester United star Marcus Rashford has been on fire this season, scoring 15 goals across all competitions so far - including 10 in the Premier League - while providing five assists too! With Ole Gunnar Solskjaer guiding his development at Old Trafford, there is no limit to what Rashford can achieve this season!

@UtdDistrict

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Feb. 17, 2023

Biden's Civil Rights Record Raises Doubts

Joe Biden recently made a statement about his involvement in the civil rights movement but critics are questioning its sincerity due to his past record on issues such as criminal justice reform and racial equality. Many remain skeptical about how much progress he will be able to make if elected president given his lack of meaningful action thus far on these important matters.

@RNCResearch

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Feb. 17, 2023

The Power of Coding: How a Small Minority are Making Big Returns

Despite making up less than 1% of the world population, coders are reaping huge rewards thanks to increased demand for their specialized skillset – offering high salaries along with flexible working arrangements that allow them greater control over their career paths than ever before.

@a16z

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Feb. 17, 2023

Unbundling Identity, On-Boarding & Authentication Flows from Application Development

Companies are now able to unbundle identity, onboarding & authentication flows from application development processes thanks to StrongID's innovative solutions which provide simple “no code” work flow visualization as well as additional services such as identity verification and biometric authentication all focused on protecting customer data online

@JoshCrumb

A computer screen displaying an image of a padlock with a keyhole in front of it representing digital security measures being taken by companies using StrongID's services

Feb. 17, 2023

Train Catastrophe in East Palestine, Ohio - Is Trump to Blame?

A recent train catastrophe in East Palestine, Ohio has left many wondering who is responsible - could it be President Donald Trump? This article looks into the facts behind the tragedy and argues that repealing Obama's requirement for ECP brakes on trains carrying hazardous materials may have played a role in causing it.

@EdKrassen

A cartoon image of a pirate pointing his sword accusingly at President Donald Trump while standing atop a derailed train car filled with barrels labeled "hazardous material".

Feb. 17, 2023

Taxis: A Convenient Way to Get Around

Taxis are an efficient way for people in NYC to get around quickly without worrying about traffic or parking hassles. There are several different types available including traditional yellow cabs as well as rideshare services like Uber and Lyft – each offering their own unique advantages depending on your needs!

@punk6529

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Feb. 17, 2023

Train Catastrophe in East Palestine, Ohio: Is Trump to Blame?

On Saturday morning a train derailed in East Palestine carrying hazardous flammable materials leaving many wondering who was responsible for such a catastrophic event. While some point fingers at Pete Buttigieg and Joe Biden, evidence suggests that President Donald Trump's decision to rescind Obama's executive order requiring trains carrying hazardous materials must have Electronic Control Protection (ECP) technology installed may actually be at fault here.

@EdKrassen

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Feb. 17, 2023

Train Catastrophe in East Palestine, Ohio - Is Trump to Blame?

Last week's train catastrophe in East Palestine, Ohio has some asking if President Donald Trump should take responsibility due to his decision two years ago to rescind an Obama-era regulation requiring certain trains carrying hazardous flammable materials must have electronically controlled pneumatic (ECP) brakes installed which could have prevented such disasters from occurring altogether.

@EdKrassen

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Feb. 16, 2023

DeGods Rise From the Ashes

After suffering immense losses one year ago when 535 DeGods were burned, recent reports indicate that some of them have been spotted in their natural habitats sparking optimism among those who feared their extinction. Scientists are working hard to ensure that these beloved creatures can survive and thrive in their new environment as conservation efforts are put into place for protection and restoration purposes showing us how dedicated effort can bring species back from near extinction

@frankdegods

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Feb. 16, 2023

Return of the DeGods?

Rumors are swirling that the ancient race of powerful beings known as the DeGods may be returning after being burned over a year ago in a mysterious fire - but until more information comes out all we can do is speculate on what might happen if they do come back into our lives once again!

@frankdegods

A silhouette of a figure shrouded in smoke with bright yellow eyes peering out from within it against a backdrop of stars and galaxies beyond our own universe

Feb. 16, 2023

Charlie Teo's Claims of Expertise Questioned

Controversial neurosurgeon Charlie Teo's recent claim that he has more experience with brain stem tumours than almost anyone else in the world, including his own expert Prof Bryant Stokes, has caused concern amongst medical professionals and led the Health Care Complaints Commission (HCCC) to investigate whether or not he is qualified enough for such a statement

@Kate_McClymont

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Feb. 16, 2023

The Power of the Sun: Earth Could Support a Civilization 100 Times Larger Than Ours!

Scientists have recently discovered that the amount of solar energy received by Earth could power a civilization over 100 times larger than ours! This breakthrough news opens up exciting possibilities for renewable energies in the future - providing us with an opportunity not only to improve our quality of life but also protect our planet’s fragile ecosystems from further destruction caused by climate change and pollution caused by traditional fuel sources like oil or gas

@elonmusk

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Feb. 16, 2023

The Buzzwords of Campus Life Spill Over into Public Life

The language used on college campuses has spilled over into public life - but what do words like 'diversity', 'inclusion', 'microaggression' really mean? This article explores how these buzzwords are being interpreted both on-campus and off-campus - looking at how they can be seen as both unifying yet divisive depending on context - ultimately highlighting the importance of having open dialogue around them so we can move forward together towards building a more equitable future for everyone involved regardless of background or identity

@RichardDawkins

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Feb. 16, 2023

Buzzwords of the Campus Take Over Public Life

The use of buzzwords related to diversity and inclusion has increased significantly on college campuses over the past few years - but their presence has now extended beyond academia into public life as well. While this language may help facilitate meaningful conversations about racism and inequality, it also carries with it potential pitfalls if not understood correctly by all parties involved.

@RichardDawkins

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Feb. 16, 2023

The Right Side of History

This soliloquy questions whether there really is such a thing as "the right side of history", given how Hegelian-Marxian claptrap has corrupted its true meaning and made it an instrument used by those in power to control others. Despite this corruption, however, people still strive towards this elusive goal in hopes that one day they will find themselves standing on the true right side of history.

@robkhenderson

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Feb. 16, 2023

The Right Side of History

This soliloquy questions the validity of the "right side of history" concept as preached by Hegelian-Marxian theorists, suggesting instead that individuals should choose what they believe rather than follow any particular dogma.

@robkhenderson

Feb. 16, 2023

AI's Misconception

This poem is about an AI mistakenly believing that Democrat voters actually want Lovecraftian Old Ones when in reality they do not desire anything to do with them at all!

@Sargon_of_Akkad

A picture of a robot thinking with a question mark above its head and an image of Cthulhu in the background with a red X over it (to signify that we don't want him).

Feb. 16, 2023

Davos Welcomes Our New Lizard Overlords

The city of Davos, Switzerland is abuzz with excitement over the arrival of our new lizard overlords who bring knowledge, wisdom, culture - plus much more! Citizens are grateful for this opportunity to learn from these remarkable creatures from another world!

@TuckerCarlson

A cartoon image featuring smiling human citizens standing side-by-side with friendly looking lizard overlords in front of a picturesque Swiss mountain backdrop.

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