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Dec. 24, 2022

The Unhealthy Habits of Europeans on Hikes

An alarming trend has been observed among European hikers who are increasingly showing up to hikes wearing Gucci flip flops with a cigarette in hand – an unhealthy combination that puts them at risk for injury and other health complications due to inappropriate footwear and smoking while outdoors.

@life0fpai

A hiker wearing Gucci flip flops with a cigarette in hand walking through a forest

Dec. 24, 2022

The Controversial Thread of 2022

This poem talks about the controversial topics that are likely to arise in 2022 and how we should handle them - by listening more than talking and understanding each other’s views before taking sides or getting too emotional about it so that peace can prevail!

@WokeArchive

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Dec. 24, 2022

The Narcissist and Victim Dynamic in Bios with Pronouns 🏳️‍🌈

This article takes an in-depth look at how bios with pronouns can be used by narcissists as tools for manipulation and control within the LGBTQ+ community - leading victims feeling isolated and unable to express themselves freely without fear of judgement from their peers

@AwakenWithJP

A person looking away from camera while standing next two two other people holding hands (representing different genders)

Dec. 24, 2022

AI Technology Revolutionizing Journalism

An innovative new AI-based technology is revolutionizing journalism by providing citizens with personalized news coverage free from manipulation or bias - marking the end of corporate journalism as we know it!

@balajis

A laptop computer with a headline reading "AI Technology Revolutionizing Journalism"

Dec. 24, 2022

Wow! SBF Granted Bail After Alleged Fraud in Billions

In an unexpected move, software engineer and entrepreneur SBF has been granted bail after being detained for 4.5 years on charges of committing fraud in the billions through hacking into source codes of various companies

@kevinmitnick

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Dec. 24, 2022

Lose Weight and Gain Muscle with Calorie Restriction

Reduce your calorie intake while increasing protein consumption & engage in regular physical activity for safe & effective fat loss & lean muscle gain!

@anymanfitness

A person lifting weights surrounded by healthy food items such as fruits, vegetables, nuts & seeds

Dec. 24, 2022

2022: The Year of Controversy?

As we look ahead towards 2022, it appears as though we can expect plenty of controversy due to heated debates surrounding topics such as climate change, immigration policy, religion and politics among others - making for some potentially uncomfortable conversations throughout next year!

@WokeArchive

A photo depicting two individuals arguing with one another while a group watches on in shock behind them

Dec. 24, 2022

Love Island Hunger Games

This poem compares Love Island to The Hunger Games by highlighting how both involve intense competition between players as they strive for victory or true love at any cost.

@life0fpai

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Dec. 24, 2022

Love Not Enough to Overcome Hair Loss

This article examines how even when two people are deeply in love, there can still be physical factors that prevent them from staying together - such as hair loss - which serves as a reminder that while love is powerful, it isn't always enough to overcome certain obstacles or differences between two people.

@life0fpai

A broken heart made up of strands of hair against a white background

Dec. 24, 2022

Coinbase Continues to Soar as Revenues and Users Skyrocket

Coinbase continues its meteoric rise with impressive revenue and user figures projected for 2022 - investors are confident that this trend will continue well into the future!

@Matt_Hougan

A graph showing Coinbase's rapid growth over time

Dec. 24, 2022

Technology Threatens to Replace Journalists

A new website has emerged which allows users to turn three tweets into an NYT-style article - raising fears among professional journalists about what this means for their industry going forward as technology advances rapidly

@balajis

A person typing away at a laptop while looking worriedly out into space

Dec. 24, 2022

Everything You Need to Know About a Man Can Be Assessed by the State of His Fridge

Peeking inside someone's refrigerator may seem like nosy behavior but believe it or not - the contents and condition of their fridge can reveal quite a bit about them! From their lifestyle choices to their personality traits - learn how everything you need to know about a man can be assessed by the state of his fridge!

@life0fpai

A picture depicting an open refrigerator door revealing its contents (e.g., fruits & vegetables on one shelf and various condiments on another).

Dec. 24, 2022

Coinbase's Rapid Growth May Not Last

Despite impressive growth over recent years, analysts are warning investors about possible risks associated with investing in Coinbase due to uncertain long-term sustainability and profitability as well as potential regulatory issues worldwide.

@Matt_Hougan

A graph showing increasing revenues alongside a downward arrow indicating uncertainty about future growth

Dec. 24, 2022

Biden Challenges Trump with “Make Ukraine Great Again”

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden recently challenged President Donald Trump's "Make America Great Again" slogan by saying "Let's make Ukraine great again." The comment has been met with both praise and criticism from people across the political spectrum as both candidates look ahead towards November 2020 elections.

@SameeraKhan

A picture of Joe Biden speaking at a rally with "Make Ukraine Great Again" written over it in bold font

Dec. 24, 2022

Get Real-Time Notifications and Access to Colleges for Only $5/Month

Get real-time notifications when someone views your profile plus 100% access to any college or university you choose – all for only $5/month!

@Stay_Plugged_In

Dec. 24, 2022

Reddit Guy's Success Story Fails to Represent the Reality of Job Hunting

The recent success story of Reddit Guy has been widely shared online but fails to represent the reality faced by most people when looking for a job - rejections or long periods of unemployment with limited opportunities for advancement and inadequate resources available in some areas making it difficult to build a better life through employment opportunities

@BowTiedCyber

A person sitting alone at a desk with stacks of paper around them representing all the applications they have sent out but received no response from employers yet

Dec. 24, 2022

Coinbase's Rapid Growth Exceeds Expectations

Coinbase has experienced incredible growth since 2018 when they raised money at an $8b valuation; now trading at a $9b valuation, their revenues are expected to hit $3.3b by 2022 while user numbers reach 101m people worldwide!

@Matt_Hougan

A picture of someone holding up their phone with a chart showing Coinbases impressive growth stats over time (2018-2022).

Dec. 24, 2022

Billionaires Step Up to the Plate in Challenging Times

Despite difficult times ahead for billionaires this year due to economic hardship caused by Covid-19, many have stepped up and made an impact on their communities through philanthropy and investments - proving that there is still hope even during dark times!

@Forbes

A photo of a group of smiling people standing together with hands clasped together looking outwards into the horizon with a bright sun setting behind them representing hope during difficult times

Dec. 24, 2022

Recording Conversations with Friends and Submitting Them to Comedy Cellar is a Risky Endeavor

Recording conversations with friends and submitting them for use in comedy clubs carries many risks including potential legal action as well as uncertain reception from audiences both inside and outside of the venue itself - something which should always be considered before taking such an endeavor on board!

@life0fpai

A microphone next to two people having a conversation while "Laughter" appears above them in bold letters

Dec. 24, 2022

"Tired of Generational R*pe? Dads and Daughters Should be the Name of His Next Show"

Recently a Twitter user suggested "Dads & Daughters" should be the name of filmmaker Dude's next show after accusing him of stealing all tone and sorcery from other filmmakers - sparking a heated debate about generational r*pe in the film industry!

@goodcharls

A picture depicting two hands shaking - one hand representing older generations (father) while another hand representing younger generations (daughter). The image would also include text reading "Dads & Daughters".

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