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Dec. 24, 2022

Miraculous Non-Vax Survivor Weathers the Storm!

The Pirate Reporter brings you the incredible story of one brave non-vaxxer who survived today's apocalyptic storm without any medical assistance or protection – proving that anything is possible if you put your mind to it!

@Amelie_Paul

A cartoon image of a pirate standing tall in front of an angry sea during a storm with their fists raised in defiance as lightning flashes behind them.

Dec. 24, 2022

A Turtle's Journey to Success

This article tells the inspiring story of Michaelangelo - a Ninja Turtle who chose his own unique path towards success instead of succumbing to the pressures of the rat race. It highlights how important it is not be afraid of failure or making mistakes; instead use them as learning opportunities that will help you grow stronger in the long run!

@DovySimuMMA

A cartoon image of Michaelangelo looking determined with an inspirational quote bubble saying “Success doesn't have one definition - create your own!”

Dec. 24, 2022

Santa Causes Uproar After Unwelcome Visit

This holiday season took a sour turn when Santa Claus descended down chimneys only to make an inappropriate remark about immigrants before laughing maniacally and sticking his hand into an eggnog bowl - sparking outrage among families who were left feeling uncomfortable by his comments.

@eh3ade

A photo of a frowning Santa Claus with an eggnog bowl beside him

Dec. 24, 2022

Drafting Emails Without Recipients: A Common Mistake?

Many people forget one crucial step when drafting emails - adding in the recipient's address! Learn how you can avoid this common mistake by double-checking your emails before hitting "send".

@sineadbovell

An image of someone typing on their laptop with a checklist next to them reminding them to double-check their emails before sending them off.

Dec. 24, 2022

Desi Parents Encourage Studying, But Don't Forget the Weddings!

Despite popular belief that focusing on studies should come first during exam season, many South Asian families encourage their children to attend social events such as weddings during this time period due its networking benefits and ability provide much needed relaxation from studying.

@Riocasm

A photo of two South Asian children dressed in traditional clothing smiling at each other against a colorful background

Dec. 24, 2022

"Gift-Wrapping Not Enough to Save the Holidays"

This article looks at how gift-wrapping alone isn't enough for one person to truly enjoy the holiday season during these unprecedented times - true enjoyment requires spending quality time with loved ones as well!

@Hoellenaufsicht

A picture of Christmas lights illuminating an empty street corner at night

Dec. 24, 2022

A Year of Growth and Self-Reflection

2020 has been a difficult yet eye-opening year full of lessons learnt - including the importance of putting oneself first before giving too much away too quickly!

@introvertsmemes

A woman meditating on top of a mountain overlooking a beautiful sunset with the words “Self Care Comes First” written across her back in bold letters

Dec. 24, 2022

Super-Gift Wrapper Completes All Presents in Record Time

An anonymous individual recently achieved an impressive feat - they managed to wrap all their presents in record time! The 'Super-Gift Wrapper' completed their task in only fifteen minutes thanks to their extensive experience with gift wrapping. Their accomplishment has earned them admiration from friends and family alike, inspiring others to try and become master wrappers themselves!

@Hoellenaufsicht

A picture of someone wrapping gifts with text overlay reading "Super Gift Wrapping Feat Accomplished"

Dec. 24, 2022

Should Low-Income Adults Receive a Check or Fund DEI Seminars?

The debate over how best to support low-income adults has been reignited with some suggesting direct financial aid while others advocate for funding DEI seminars aimed at addressing systemic racism in our society - but which one should we choose?

@micsolana

A photo of two hands holding two different signs with "Financial Relief" written on one sign and "DEI Seminars" written on another sign.

Dec. 24, 2022

Xavi's Satisfaction

This poem celebrates the satisfaction felt by Xavi Hernandez and his coaching staff due to the physical improvement of FC Barcelona since the World Cup break.

@barcacentre

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Dec. 24, 2022

TVL of Cardano and Algorand Outperforms Other Projects in Bear Market

Despite the bear market conditions, Cardano and Algorand have outperformed most other blockchain projects in terms of total value locked (TVL). Thanks to Milkomeda being deployed on both chains, developers can easily deploy their dApps as-is if they're written in Solidity – making it easier than ever before for them to get up and running quickly!

@SebastienGllmt,

@SebastienGllmt

A graph showing the increasing total value locked (TVL) on Cardano and Algorand compared to other blockchain projects during a bear market period

Dec. 24, 2022

The Harsh Reality of Gender: Only Two Options

Despite calls for more than two genders being accepted by society, the harsh truth remains – there are only male and female genders recognized by most societies today which can leave those who identify differently feeling excluded from mainstream culture.

@HumbleFlow

A person standing between two doors labeled “Male” and “Female” looking confused and frustrated

Dec. 24, 2022

Code Outpaces Journalism in the Digital Age

A new website allows users to turn any three tweets into an NYT-style article - raising questions about how advances in technology will impact traditional journalism moving forward!

@balajis

An image of someone typing at a laptop with code running across the screen behind them would work well here!

Dec. 24, 2022

Trading: From Surviving to Thriving, A Dream Too Far?

Despite some success stories among experienced traders transitioning from merely surviving in the markets to thriving in them, research shows that this journey is still incredibly difficult and often leads only to disappointment for aspiring traders hoping for quick riches through investing or trading activities.

@Trader_Dante

A trader looking out into an uncertain future filled with market volatility and risk.

Dec. 24, 2022

Disappointment and Depression: The Ugly Side of Self-Improvement

Despite its appeal, striving for self-improvement can often lead people down a path filled with disappointment and depression if they set unrealistic expectations for themselves or compare their progress with others'.

@orangebook_

A person looking discouraged while sitting alone on a park bench surrounded by nature

Dec. 24, 2022

When Demons Have More Compassion Than Humans

Reports are coming in from around the world that demons are exhibiting more compassion and responsibility than humans which has sparked conversations about whether humanity has lost its sense of morality over time due to focusing too much on individual needs rather than those around us

@fuadviking

A cartoon image depicting two figures – one human-like figure looking away with an apathetic expression while another figure resembling a demon stands beside them with an empathetic expression on its face

Dec. 24, 2022

Success is in the Eye of the Beholder

Success comes in all shapes and sizes - don't let anyone tell you otherwise! Take control over your own destiny and measure success based on what makes YOU feel successful!

@MichaelCyger

A picture of someone standing atop a mountain with their arms spread wide open looking out at the horizon with determination in their eyes - symbolizing taking control over one's own destiny no matter how big or small one's goals may seem from afar!

Dec. 24, 2022

Warren Buffett's Advice: You Only Have to Do a Few Things Right

World-renowned investor Warren Buffett recently shared his advice on how one can achieve success - you only have to do a few things right so long as you don't do too many things wrong! This optimistic outlook provides hope for those feeling overwhelmed by the amount of work needed and serves as motivation for entrepreneurs looking for guidance when reaching their goals.

@zuiker_chris

A picture of Warren Buffet smiling confidently with a caption reading "You only have to do a few things right"

Dec. 24, 2022

"Might and Magic VII: For Blood and Honor" Unplayable on Windows 10

Despite attempts by fans over many years to make Might & Magic VII playable on modern systems such as Windows 10, all hope appears lost due to incompatibility issues - leaving players unable to experience their favorite classic computer game ever again.

@AirAeon

A screenshot from Might & Magic VII featuring two characters standing in front of a castle gate with an image overlayed saying "Forever Unplayable".

Dec. 24, 2022

Consumer Injustice: Bike Prices Skyrocket

Consumers are outraged after discovering that the same bike they bought last year is now on sale for 50 euros more than when they got it - highlighting yet another example of how businesses take advantage of their customers by hiking up prices without providing additional value or benefit.

@AirAeon

A picture of an angry consumer holding up a sign saying "No More Price Gouging!"

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