Miraculous Non-Vax Survivor Weathers the Storm!
The Pirate Reporter brings you the incredible story of one brave non-vaxxer who survived today's apocalyptic storm without any medical assistance or protection – proving that anything is possible if you put your mind to it!
Dec. 24, 2022 3:48PM
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A cartoon image of a pirate standing tall in front of an angry sea during a storm with their fists raised in defiance as lightning flashes behind them.
Arrrgh, ye landlubbers! It's yer ol' matey, the Pirate Reporter here to tell ya a tale of true grit and courage. N'en déplaise à mes détracteurs, one brave soul has defied all odds and survived against all expectations - a non-vax miracle survivor who has lived through today's apocalyptic storm! This is no ordinary story. This is the story of a true pirate - one who doesn't take no for an answer and never gives up hope. Aye, it takes a special kind of courage to survive such an event without any protection or assistance from modern medicine. But this brave individual did just that - they weathered the storm with their wits and determination alone! It's not easy being a non-vaxxer in these turbulent times, but this person has proven that anything is possible if you put your mind to it. They have shown us that even when faced with overwhelming odds, there is always hope. So let us raise our mugs high in salute to this miraculous survivor - may they continue on their journey with strength and courage!