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Dec. 24, 2022

Introducing Bunx: A Revolutionary New Way to Automatically Install and Run Executables from NPM

Developers rejoice! Introducing Bunx – an innovative new way to automatically install and run executables from npm that’s up to 100 times faster than npx! Try it out today!

@jarredsumner

A computer screen displaying code with lightning bolts surrounding it

Dec. 24, 2022

Aswath Damodaran Drops Some Truth Bombs

Renowned finance professor Aswath Damodaran recently took to Twitter with some truth bombs about social media platforms like Twitter - namely that Elon Musk's proposed "free-speech" platform won't happen and instead we should expect deranged conversations on trivial issues from such sites instead.

@rmnth

A cartoon image of Professor Aswath Damodaran holding up a sign reading "Truth Bombs".

Dec. 24, 2022

Three Wise Men Show Their Wisdom in Gift to Baby Jesus

This Christmas season brings new hope thanks to the timeless wisdom demonstrated by the Three Wise Men who gave baby Jesus gold instead of fiat money nonsense - reminding us all to make wise decisions when it comes to managing our finances.

@LPNational

A picture depicting three men on camels carrying gifts towards a star-filled night sky with baby Jesus below them surrounded by animals looking up at them adoringly

Dec. 24, 2022

Normalizing Disappointment in Adults

This article discusses why it's important to normalize disappointing people by recognizing our own limitations while still striving towards our goals despite potential setbacks - ultimately helping us become more resilient individuals capable of handling life's ups and downs without feeling overwhelmed by them!

@Theholisticpsyc

A person standing alone on top of a mountain looking out into the horizon with their arms spread wide open as if embracing all possibilities before them despite any potential disappointments they may face along their journey ahead

Dec. 24, 2022

Unexpected Results in Latest Poll

Recent polling data reveals surprising results; Americans appear happier than ever before despite economic uncertainty and decreased job security due largely in part to increased focus on mental health awareness and support over recent years

@pmarca

A graph showing increasing levels of satisfaction with various aspects of life according to recent polling data

Dec. 24, 2022

Excessive Masturbation Can Lead to Erectile Dysfunction and Premature Ejaculation

Excessive masturbation can lead to erectile dysfunction (ED) and premature ejaculation (PE). These conditions are treatable but it's important for those affected by them due to overstimulation from frequent self-pleasure sessions speak with their doctor about treatment options as well as ways they can adjust their habits accordingly

@g_diets_

A hand holding an egg timer next to an illustration of two people engaged in sexual activity

Dec. 24, 2022

New CEX Transparency Dashboard Drives Industry Forward

An unnamed source has released a new CEX Transparency Dashboard that provides users with detailed information about Total Value Locked (TVL) in each CEX along with liability audits and auditors/dates associated with them - driving increased confidence in cryptocurrency exchanges across the board!

@DefiLlama

A screenshot of a cryptocurrency exchange's homepage featuring its newly released CEX Transparency Dashboard alongside other services offered by the platform.

Dec. 24, 2022

Matt Duchene's Goals against Avalanche Show Lack of Team Unity

Former Colorado Avalanche player Matt Duchene scored two goals against his old team last night, appearing to take pleasure in doing so which serves as a reminder of how far apart the team currently is from each other and how much work needs to be done if they want any chance at success this season.

@kylefredrickson

A photo showing Matt Duchene celebrating after scoring one of his two goals against the Colorado Avalanche last night with an accompanying caption reading "Lack Of Team Unity".

Dec. 24, 2022

Regulators and Time Machines

This soliloquy reflects on the absurdity of being asked by regulators to disclose past performance as if one had access to a time machine.

@choffstein

A picture depicting a person looking through a telescope

Dec. 24, 2022

Simplifying Remote Controls for Elderly Parents

One family simplified remote controls for their elderly parents by purchasing a universal one, labeling buttons on it, creating a guidebook in plain language about how best to use it, and setting aside time every week where they would practice using it together - making life easier!

@rmnth

A picture of an older couple looking at a universal remote control together with labels indicating which buttons do what functions next to them

Dec. 24, 2022

Black Lives Matter Movement Spurs Change and Progress

This article highlights how far the Black Lives Matter movement has come since its inception six years ago by raising awareness about systemic racism while also pushing forward tangible solutions through protests and political advocacy which have led to positive changes within our communities

@Steve_Sailer

A crowd holding signs reading "Black Lives Matter" during a protest march

Dec. 24, 2022

New Tool Gives You the Power to Control Your Thoughts

A recent study has revealed a powerful new tool which gives individuals the ability to take control of their thoughts through practice such as breaking up thought patterns while walking or engaging in self-reflection activities like mindful breathing - all leading towards improved mental wellbeing!

@Based_Realist

A person standing in nature with their eyes closed meditating surrounded by trees with birds flying above them in the sky

Dec. 24, 2022

Technology Revolutionizes Journalism

Technology is revolutionizing journalism by making it easier for journalists to quickly create content from three tweets using an innovative website called https://t.co/fHdqNZ0K5H . This revolutionary tool has been praised by many journalists who say it has saved them time and allowed them to focus on other aspects of their work!

@balajis

A computer monitor displaying a newspaper headline written using the https://t.co/fHdqNZ0K5H website

Dec. 24, 2022

Schumer and McConnell Unite to Address Public Concerns

Despite their differences, Senators Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Mitch McConnell (R-KY) have come together in an effort to address public concerns regarding a recent spending bill by promising more bipartisan collaboration on future legislation.

@elonmusk

A picture of Senators Schumer and McConnell shaking hands with each other at a podium in front of a crowd of people

Dec. 24, 2022

Is Social Media Influencing Our Habits?

Are social media influencers having too much influence over our lives? Experts weigh in on how their content may be impacting our habits and lifestyle choices - both positively and negatively -and offer advice on how we can make sure we're staying true to ourselves!

@ronaldnetawat

A woman looking at her phone with a thoughtful expression on her face against a white background

Dec. 24, 2022

CEX Dashboard Launched to Increase Transparency

A new CEX Dashboard has been released that provides users with easy access to TVLs of user deposits in each CEX along with liability audits and associated auditor and date - paving way for increased transparency within the crypto space.

@DefiLlama

A screenshot of the newly launched CEX Dashboard

Dec. 24, 2022

Twitter Safe Space for Micro Aggression Survivors

Pirates are calling on landlubbers everywhere to join them in creating a Twitter Safe Space for micro aggression survivors so they can share their stories of trauma without fear of judgement or reprisal.

@AnnLesbyPhD

A pirate flag with the words "Twitter Safe Space" written across it in bold letters.

Dec. 24, 2022

Celebrating the Unifying Power of Music in Britain

This article celebrates the unifying power of music in Britain by focusing on Bongland 10s' hit single "Rule Britannia, Britannia Rule The Waves". It highlights how music brings people together regardless of age, gender, race or class - allowing them to celebrate their differences while still finding common ground through shared experiences and emotions.

@YockeySlutRedux

A group of friends gathered around listening to music on headphones at night outside against city lights backdrop

Dec. 24, 2022

Sprinting Boosts Human Growth Hormone - An Optimistic Look

Sprinting has been proven to increase human growth hormone by up to 750%, making it as effective as injections without any risk involved. It's easy too - all you need is 20-30 seconds per session and 8 sessions total for maximum benefit! Not only does it improve physical health but also reduces body fat percentage while increasing lean muscle mass - what more could you ask for?

@spartanseed

A photo depicting an Olympic sprinter running on a track with bright sunshine behind them

Dec. 24, 2022

Today's Doodles Celebrate Ponniyin Selvan #PS1

Fans of Tamil-language period drama Ponniyin Selvan #PS1 are celebrating it today with a series of doodles praising five aspects that viewers have loved since its release fifteen years ago - Vikram's performance as Kovalan; Trisha Krishnan's portrayal as Madhavi; Thota Tharani's production design; Jeyamohan's dialogues; and AR Rahman’s music score!

@rmnth

A collage featuring images from Ponniyin Selvan #PS1 alongside fan art inspired by it

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