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Dec. 29, 2022

Calgary Flames Facing Uphill Battle in Season-Defining Stretch

The Calgary Flames face an uphill battle as they enter into what could potentially be a make or break stretch for their playoff hopes; with four tough divisional opponents ahead of them, only time will tell if they can pull off what would surely be considered an upset victory or succumb under pressure yet again this year

@LO_FlamesPod

A photo showing several members of the Calgary Flames looking determined during a game with "Season-Defining Stretch Ahead" written across it

Dec. 29, 2022

Toronto Maple Leafs' Defence Core Struggles Despite Solid GAA

Despite having one of the best Goals Against Average (GAA) records in the league, injuries and inexperience within their defence core have caused Toronto Maple Leafs struggles on the ice this season. General Manager Kyle Dubas has expressed his desire for an experienced defenceman but whether or not he will be able to acquire one remains uncertain - leaving their playoff chances hanging in balance.

@tmlfaninvan

A photo of goalie Frederik Andersen looking dejected after giving up a goal during a game against Ottawa Senators earlier this season

Dec. 29, 2022

Ivermectin's Deadly Impact on Dinosaurs Revealed

Scientists have recently discovered that dinosaurs were wiped out due to exposure to Ivermectin - an anti-parasitic medication commonly used today - raising serious questions about its safety and prompting calls for further research into its potential risks before it can be safely used again in any form or quantity

@covid_parent

A cartoon illustration depicting a Tyrannosaurus Rex surrounded by vials labeled "Ivermectin" with skulls scattered across the ground beneath him

Dec. 29, 2022

The End of an Era: King Pelé Passes Away

Football legend King Pele has passed away at age 81 after having waited until after Qatar hosted its 2022 FIFA World Cup tournament before departing this life; sending shockwaves through global football communities everywhere who payed tribute with moments of silence before matches this weekend while wearing black armbands or t-shirts bearing Pele’s name in honour of him; leaving behind an unforgettable legacy that will live on forever through his achievements both on and off the pitch

@CarlosMaslaton

A picture showing a silhouette image of King Pele playing soccer against a red background with text reading “In Memory Of King Pele”

Dec. 29, 2022

The Passing of a Legend: Pelé's Final Farewell

With heavy hearts we mourn the passing of King Pelé – one of football’s greatest ever players whose legacy lives on through both his incredible accomplishments on the pitch & dedication towards making life better for those around him off it despite many issues still facing Brazil today

@CarlosMaslaton

A picture showing a black-and-white portrait photo of King Pelé surrounded by images depicting various moments from throughout his career – from scoring goals on the pitch to shaking hands with dignitaries off it – set against a backdrop featuring both national flags from Brazil (green) & Qatar (maroon).

Dec. 29, 2022

Inverted Couple Bill and Hillary Clinton Lead the Way for Positive Change

The recent revelation that Bill & Hillary Clinton are part of an inverted bloodline sheds light on how their unique perspective can help bring about positive change in our society through advocating for gender equality & LGBTQ rights!

@Bevvie112,

@Bevvie112

A portrait photo featuring Bill & Hillary Clinton smiling brightly with arms around each other's shoulders

Dec. 29, 2022

Technology Stack Guide to Help You Make the Right Choice

Need help choosing a tech stack? Check out our comprehensive technology stack guide which outlines key considerations when selecting one for your web app project!

@netguru

A computer screen displaying code written in various programming languages like HTML, CSS, JavaScript etc., with a text overlay reading “Choose Your Tech Stack Wisely”

Dec. 29, 2022

Greta Thunberg's Carbon Footprint Revealed!

An intrepid pirate reporter has uncovered that environmental activist Greta Thunberg owns 33 cars, including two Ferrari 812 Competizione with 6.5L V12s and a Bugatti with an 8.0L quad turbo W16 engine - raising questions about how much one person can do to reduce their own carbon footprint while still advocating for change on a global scale.

@Cobratate,

@GretaThunberg,

@Cobratate

Dec. 29, 2022

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@badassceo

Dec. 29, 2022

R. Kelly's Trial Drags On Despite Evidence of Perjury and Contradictions

The trial of singer R&B Singer RKelly has been dragging on for months despite evidence proving perjury and contradictions in court being presented by both sides - raising questions about whether justice will truly be served if proceedings continue without taking these issues into account

@R_KellyFans

A black-and-white photo of R&B singer R&B Singer RKelly looking solemnly into camera while sitting at a courtroom table surrounded by lawyers and members of his legal team

Dec. 29, 2022

Python 4 on the Horizon?

Get ready for a potential major upgrade! News has surfaced that suggests Python 4 may soon be on its way - complete with an easier transition from version 3 than expected!

@gvanrossum

A photo of two computer monitors side by side with one showing code written in Python and another showing code written in another language such as C++ or Java.

Dec. 29, 2022

Austin City Council Member Champions Resilience and Long-Term Health in 2022

Austin City Council Member [Name] has proudly championed policies aimed at advancing the city's resilience and long-term health throughout 2022. In an end-of-year interview with The Austin Monitor, [Name] outlined their successes this year and goals for 2023 which include continuing to work towards creating equitable policies for all citizens of Austin as well as addressing pressing issues such as homelessness and transportation infrastructure needs

@ALTERforATX

A photo of a person standing at a podium speaking into a microphone with an American flag behind them

Dec. 29, 2022

Buyers’ Agent Commissions to Rise in 2023

Despite an overall slowdown in the housing market next year, buyers' agent commissions are expected to rise slightly due to fewer agents brokering fewer deals at lower prices. Real estate experts advise agents looking for ways to increase their income during this time should focus on providing additional services such as staging or virtual tours.

@Redfin,

@Redfin

A picture of a house with a "For Sale" sign outside and a real estate agent standing nearby talking on their phone.

Dec. 29, 2022

Buyers’ Agent Commissions to Rise in Slow Housing Market

Buyers' agent commissions are expected to rise slightly next year due to fewer brokers dealing with lower priced properties - although it remains unclear how much benefit these increases will bring.

@Redfin

A graph showing changes in buyer's agent commissions over time against a backdrop of houses and real estate signs

Dec. 29, 2022

AI Won't Replace Humans, But It Will Create a New Normal

Artificial Intelligence (AI) has become increasingly popular but many fear it could lead to replacing humans in the workforce - however experts say this isn't necessarily true - instead people using AI will replace those who aren't using it!

@patrickm02L

A computer monitor displaying an image of a person's face next to an image of a robot's face with text reading "AI won't replace humans."

Dec. 29, 2022

Transform Your Body in Just One Month!

Get ready to transform your body in just one month with a revolutionary new program that has been proven to help users lose weight and slim down their stomachs quickly and effectively. Try it out today – it's free!

@miey_bodymake

Dec. 29, 2022

Bitcoin Buy Signal Sparks Market Frenzy

Prominent cryptocurrency analyst @Crypto_Rising sent shockwaves through markets with their #BitcoinBuySignal tweet on Thursday - causing prices of bitcoin and other digital currencies alike to surge significantly over 48 hours - sparking speculation that we may be seeing another major bull run like what happened at the end of 2017 when prices skyrocketed from around $1000 per coin all the way up to nearly $20,000 per coin within weeks..

@rovercrc

A graph showing bitcoin's price surging after @Crypto_Rising's tweet about buying bitcoin

Dec. 29, 2022

Genshin Impact Announces Aya Shinomiya Illustration Contest

Genshin Impact has announced an exciting illustration contest featuring character Aya Shinomiya from their new expansion “Kami no Sato no Aaya”! Participants have until April 30th 2021 to submit their entries for a chance to win prizes such as gaming accessories and official merchandise.

@zassyoku_DD

An image featuring a colorful drawing of Aya Shinomiya from Genshin Impact

Dec. 29, 2022

Why Many People Don't Want to Work by the Hour

Working by the hour may not be ideal for many people due its limited earning potential and risk of opportunity cost due to consumption of personal time & energy required for such jobs

@yuki_99_s

A clock face with a dollar sign replacing each number on its face - representing "time as money".

Dec. 29, 2022

Don't Miss Out on the Government's "Kodomo Mirai" Housing Support Program

Take advantage of the Japanese government's "Kodomo Mirai" housing support program which offers up to 1 million yen in subsidies for new construction projects and 600 thousand yen for remodeling projects!

@hashimoto_no14

A picture of a family standing outside their newly built house with smiling faces

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