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Dec. 31, 2022

Next-Gen Social Network & Network State Emerges with Urbit, UQBAR, and Holium

A new era has emerged with the collaboration between Urbit, UQBAR Network & Holium Corporation which promises revolutionize how people interact online through secure communication channels & faster transactions powered by zero-knowledge proofs (zk-SNARKs).

@Anson_LauHK,

@Anson_LauHK

A picture depicting three people shaking hands representing the collaboration between Urbit, UQBAR Network & Holium Corporation

Dec. 31, 2022

Urbit, UQBAR Network, and Holium Corp Unite to Create Next-Gen Social Network

Three tech giants - Urbit, UQBAR Network, and Holium Corp - have announced plans to collaborate on building a “cryptocountry” on top of the existing Urbit platform which promises privacy, security & scalability for users of all types as well as tools for developers & cryptocurrency enthusiasts alike!

@Anson_LauHK

A collage featuring logos from Urbit, UQBAR Network, and Holium Corp with text overlay reading "Urbit + UQBAR Network + Holium Corp = Next-Gen Social Network / Cryptocountry"

Dec. 31, 2022

Five Digit Palindromes

This poem is about the power of five digit palindromes in the stock market and how investors should use them wisely in order to reap rewards from their investments.

@ENSBaguette_eth

A cartoon image of a person holding up five colorful number cards arranged in a palindrome pattern with dollar signs surrounding them.

Dec. 31, 2022

Palindromic Pumping

This poem is about how quickly 5-digit palindromes can pump off the bottom of the stock market and leave many sideline investors trapped in floor digits and pictures of cartoon animals due to not investing at just the right time.

@ENSBaguette_eth

A stock graph showing a sharp increase followed by a steep decline over five digits representing a palindrome number pattern (e.g., 98765).

Dec. 31, 2022

Palindromic Panic

This poem describes how investors were caught off guard by the sudden rise of 5-digit palindromes on the stock market which caused their investments to plummet quickly leaving them trapped in floor digits and pictures of cartoon animals

@ENSBaguette_eth

A stock market graph showing the sharp decline of stocks due to the 5-digit palindrome panic.

Dec. 31, 2022

5-Digit Palindromes Set to Pump the Market Quickly

Investors are flocking towards 5-digit palindrome investments due to their unique structure, low cost and high return potential – all signs point towards this trend continuing into the future!

@ENSBaguette_eth

A graph showing increasing prices alongside a picture of five cartoon animals arranged in a symmetrical pattern

Dec. 31, 2022

Breast Milk Ice Cream: A New Trend?

A recent tweet by @AlpacaAurelius asking "I'm sorry...breastmilk ice cream?" has sparked debate about the potential use of breastmilk as an ingredient in desserts such as ice cream - both proponents and opponents have raised valid points regarding health risks and ethical implications - at this time there are no regulations governing its production or sale - only time will tell if this trend takes off!

@SydneyLWatson

An image depicting a scoop of pink-tinted ice cream topped with sprinkles sitting atop a waffle cone surrounded by several colorful macarons on a white background with text reading "Breast Milk Ice Cream?"

Dec. 31, 2022

Statistic Hurts Feelings of @TockTick5167AD and @GBBranstetter

This article takes an in-depth look at how @TockTick5167AD and @GBBranstetter are feeling after finding out that their combined followers on social media have decreased by 10%. Despite trying various strategies, they have yet to see any success in regaining those lost followers which has left them feeling dejected and defeated

@Simply_Psyke

A photo of two people looking disappointed while holding up a graph showing a decrease in followers on social media platforms

Dec. 31, 2022

Google Prepares for OpenAI Competition

Google and OpenAI are set to compete against each other in "The Great AI Race", testing their respective Artificial Intelligence capabilities with high stakes involved for both sides - who will come out on top?

@PabloSabbatella

A computer generated image depicting two robots racing against each other with a checkered flag in the background representing "The Great AI Race" between Google and OpenAI

Dec. 31, 2022

Is Bo Dallas The Ghost of the Fiend?

Fans are speculating whether former WWE wrestler Bo Dallas is behind the mysterious character known as “The Ghost of the Fiend” who has been appearing at CWrestlingUK events since April 2020 - could it be true?

@ArricadeENT

A masked figure wearing black robes and gloves resembling those worn by The Fiend Bray Wyatt stands in the middle of a wrestling ring surrounded by cheering fans.

Dec. 31, 2022

AI Makes News Writing Easier Than Ever

A new website called AI News Writer is using artificial intelligence (AI) to quickly generate articles from tweets in just 10 seconds - revolutionizing how we consume information and making news more accessible than ever before!

@manabubannai

A computer monitor displaying an article generated by AI News Writer

Dec. 31, 2022

Fidelity Investments Takes Major Step Into Crypto, NFT, and Metaverse Markets

Financial giant Fidelity Investments has taken a major step into the world of cryptocurrency, non-fungible tokens (NFTs), and metaverse products by filing trademark applications covering a wide range of products related to these emerging markets.

@BTCTN

A photo showing a person standing next to a large building with “FIDELITY INVESTMENTS” written across it in big bold letters

Dec. 31, 2022

Arrrrgh! Bank of Japan Unscheduled Bond Purchases

The Bank of Japan has announced a third day of unscheduled bond purchases which could have far-reaching implications for global markets and economies. Investors in Japan own $2.4 trillion of foreign debt and are watching closely as this story develops in the coming days and weeks - so batten down the hatches me hearties!

@GoldTelegraph_

A cartoon pirate ship sailing through choppy seas with a skull-and-crossbones flag flying from its masthead.

Dec. 31, 2022

The Dangers of Ultra Processed Plant-Based Foods

This article discusses the potential dangers associated with consuming ultra processed plant-based foods which are often marketed as being healthier alternatives to traditional meat and dairy products but can contain high levels of sugar, salt, fat and additives which can be harmful for our bodies if consumed in large quantities. It also looks at how some people use veganism as a platform for promoting their beliefs about animal rights which can lead people to feel alienated or judged for their dietary choices which can have a negative impact on their mental health and wellbeing

@SBakerMD

A picture of unhealthy snacks with the words "Ultra Processed Plant-Based Foods" written over them in bold letters

Dec. 31, 2022

Time to Relax and Recharge: Celebrate the End of a Successful Year!

As we approach the end of 2020, now is a great time to take some well-deserved rest after all your hard work throughout this past year! Reflect on your successes, reconnect with loved ones, and look forward towards 2021 with optimism!

@badassceo

A cartoon image of someone relaxing with their eyes closed while surrounded by stars representing success.

Dec. 31, 2022

Bill Gates' Charitable Acts Mask His Greed

Despite being one of the wealthiest people in the world, recent reports have revealed that Bill Gates has been buying cheap toilet paper by the pallet and eating it like candy – calling into question his true motivations for giving away billions in charity donations each year

@eh3ade

A photo depicting Bill Gates holding a pallet full of toilet paper rolls with dollar signs surrounding him

Dec. 31, 2022

Bill Gates' Generosity Shines Through Despite His Riches

Despite being one of the world’s wealthiest humans, Bill Gates demonstrates his commitment to helping those in need by buying pallets of cheap toilet paper and donating billions towards charities over the years - showing us all that money does not equal happiness or kindness!

@eh3ade

A picture of Bill Gates holding a roll of toilet paper with a smile on his face surrounded by dollar signs

Dec. 31, 2022

Twitter Circle Gives You More Control Over Your Tweets

With Twitter Circle, users can now create circles of up to 150 people and share their tweets only with those in that circle – giving them more control over who sees what they post on the platform.

@Twitter

Dec. 30, 2022

New Opportunity to Create Linkages in the Congo

Companies like Tesla and Volkswagen have proposed investing in technology learning outcomes in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC). This initiative could help disperse wealth across local communities and alleviate poverty but skeptics remain unsure if anything will come from it or if it will remain just words on paper.

@crimsonchin777,

@siddharthkara

A picture of a map of Africa with a red arrow pointing towards the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC).

Dec. 30, 2022

Cobalt Mining in the Congo: An Unconscionable Reality

Despite efforts being made by some stakeholders towards improving working conditions for miners in Congo's cobalt industry, much more needs to be done before real change can be seen at ground level - requiring an international effort from governments, corporations & individuals alike

@crimsonchin777,

@siddharthkara,

@crimsonchin777

A picture of miners working inside a mine shaft with light streaming down from above them onto their faces

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