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Dec. 25, 2022

Charles Sobhraj Deported to France After 19 Years in Jail

After spending 19 years in a Nepalese jail, notorious criminal Charles Sobhraj has been deported back to France where he is expected to face trial for unsolved murders committed while on the run from authorities decades ago.

@nepalkhabar

A picture of Charles Sobhraj with a caption reading "The Serpent".

Dec. 25, 2022

"The 'Cat Subscription' Phenomenon Causes Uproar"

The recent surge in popularity surrounding "Cat Subscription" has caused an uproar among animal lovers and pet owners alike as some view it as a way to reduce animal abandonment while others remain unconvinced about its potential consequences.

@yusuke1006_t

A picture of a white cat looking at the camera while sitting on top of an orange laptop computer keyboard with text overlay reading "Cat Subscription".

Dec. 25, 2022

Unheard of Phenomenon Baffles Scientists

Scientists recently discovered an unheard-of phenomenon called "so-sonna" which appears to affect certain species' behavior in strange ways - though its exact nature remains unknown for now! Researchers are continuing their investigations into this mysterious occurrence in hopes of unlocking its secrets and implications for our understanding of nature and the universe at large.

@otonchu

A group of scientists looking into a microscope with awe at an unseen force/energy field (so-sonna).

Dec. 25, 2022

University Student Develops Innovative Media System

A university student has developed an innovative media system that could revolutionize how we consume and create content online in the future. The project has already gained attention from industry professionals who are impressed by its potential, and the student is now looking for partners who can help him further develop the platform so that it can be used by more people around the world.

@manabubannai

An image of a laptop screen displaying a user interface designed using this innovative media system

Dec. 25, 2022

Metaverse Infrastructure Set to Revolutionize the Digital World

XANA has announced their EVM-based blockchain infrastructure custom-built for the Metaverse which promises to revolutionize how we interact in digital worlds. They have adopted several major institutions who are helping them build out their network which includes Microsoft Azure, IBM Cloud Services etc., in addition they plan on launching their own Decentralized Autonomous Organization (DAO).

@XANAMetaverse

A picture of Michael Carter speaking at a podium about XANA's new platform

Dec. 25, 2022

The End of Eternal Togetherness

Today marks the end of an era – “永遠の別れなっとるやんけ” has been heard around the world and signifies the tragic loss of eternal togetherness which has brought people from all walks of life together throughout history. The implications are far-reaching and will affect everyone for years to come – goodbye forever!

@otonchu

A broken heart shaped balloon floating away into the sky with text reading "Goodbye Forever".

Dec. 25, 2022

Food Inflation to Continue into 2023

A new report from the Angel Research Institute has revealed that food inflation is likely to continue into 2023 due to rising prices of staples such as grains and oilseeds. Governments must take action now if they are to prevent further price increases in years ahead.

@ReutersJapan

A bowl of grains with a background of rising graphs representing increasing prices

Dec. 25, 2022

19-Year-Old's Life Advice from a Pirate

A 19 year old student has asked us pirates for some life advice - here are our tips on how they can make the most out of their journey through life - stay focused on goals & dreams while being open minded & taking risks; weigh pros & cons before jumping into anything; practice self care & don’t forget about having fun along the way!

@manabubannai

A cartoon pirate pointing out towards an open sea filled with ships sailing away into the horizon with a bright sun shining above them all.

Dec. 25, 2022

The NFT Auction Begins

It's time for the NFT auction to begin! Join us in bidding on your favorite items before December 25th at 22:00. Don't forget that each item comes with a portrait as well!

@443sizimin

A cartoon image of Santa Sijimin holding an auction gavel.

Dec. 25, 2022

19-Year-Olds Struggle to Find Direction in Life

Nineteen year olds face an uncertain future as they struggle with feelings of anxiety and depression while trying to find purpose in life without guidance from family or mentors

@manabubannai

A silhouette of a person standing on top of a mountain overlooking the horizon

Dec. 25, 2022

Japan's Increase in Defense Spending Unlikely to Affect International Relations

Despite plans by Japan to increase their defense spending from 100-105 by purchasing missiles and fighter jets, experts believe this won't have any effect on international relations due largely because many other countries are already heavily armed with advanced weapons systems and technology - instead they suggest investing more into diplomacy & soft power rather than relying solely on military strength alone

@Tomoto1234567

A photo of Japanese soldiers marching alongside tanks during a parade

Dec. 25, 2022

日本の統計データの利用が難しい状況

Japan is facing difficulties when it comes to accessing government statistics and household survey data. The Democratic Party has commented that it would be more effective to voice opinions on the matter, as the country looks for ways to improve access.

@Tomoto1234567

A graph showing the difficulty of accessing data in Japan.

Dec. 25, 2022

Keep Yer Crypto Seed Phrase Safe!

This article serves as a warning to all pirates and landlubbers alike - never store your crypto seed phrase on any cloud storage service, online password manager or internet-connected device. Invest in a physical wallet or hardware device instead for maximum security and safety!

@milesdeutscher

A pirate captain holding up a map and pointing towards a hidden treasure chest full of coins and jewels beneath the sea

Dec. 25, 2022

ピク忍が変身！今日12/25 18時からピクチェン開始

今日12月25日18時から新しいゲーム「ピクチェン」の開始が予定されています！前の画像を残しながら正解を導き出す必要があります。#ピクチェン #PixelHeroes をフォローして最新情報を入手！

@sugarbeatstyle

A cartoon image of a pixelated ninja transforming into another image.

Dec. 25, 2022

Crypto-Fear in Russia

This poem is about how Russian lawmakers delayed passing a bill on cryptocurrencies due to fears of capital flight but eventually found ways to amend the regulations so that crypto trading and mining could become an industry without risking any money leaving the country illegally.

@WuBlockchain

A picture of a Russian flag with a cryptocurrency symbol overlaid on top of it.

Dec. 25, 2022

The Best Purchase of the Year: Kindle Paperwhite

This article looks at why buying a Kindle Paperwhite was one of the best purchases made this year – offering readers access to millions of books plus great features like long battery life and glare-free display perfect for outdoor reading sessions!

@manabubannai

A photo showing someone holding a white kindle paperwhite while sitting outside in nature with trees behind them

Dec. 25, 2022

Tomoさん - A Rising Star

This poem celebrates the bravery and ambition of Tomoさん who has taken risks to learn Solidity (an Ethereum programming language) from scratch and is now creating a new service with great success!

@manabubannai

A silhouette of a person standing in front of a sunrise while looking forward confidently.

Dec. 25, 2022

Twitter Impressions Make Followers Transparent

In an effort to make user data more transparent, Twitter has recently changed its platform so that anyone can view impression counts on individual tweets - allowing users to better understand the reach of their posts and exposing those who have bought or fake followers in order to inflate their numbers.

@takigare3

A cartoon image of a person looking at a computer screen showing Twitter impressions instead of follower count

Dec. 25, 2022

Tomoさん is Making Waves in the Programming World

Tomoさん is quickly becoming one of Japan's most successful programmers after taking a risk and learning Solidity from scratch!

@manabubannai

A photo of Tomoさん coding on a laptop with a bright smile on his face

Dec. 25, 2022

That's a Wrap! Social Media Influencer Heyeaslo Closes Out Thread with Positive Message

Social media influencer Heyesalo recently wrapped up an inspirational Twitter thread full of uplifting messages that resonated strongly with fans who thanked him for providing such valuable information. With one chapter closed in his online journey we look forward to what comes next from him in terms of inspiring content shared across social media platforms everywhere!

@heyeaslo

A picture of Heyesalo smiling while holding up two peace signs with both hands against a blue sky background

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