The Dream of Flinging Shit at Ong Bong of the Jungle
It's everyone's dream - spending days flinging poop at beloved character Ong Bong from the jungle - but unfortunately due to capitalism most people won't be able turn this dream into reality anytime soon unless they get creative with how they pursue their passions while also making ends meet financially!
Dec. 24, 2022 5:41AM
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A cartoon image depicting someone throwing poop at an animated version of Ong Bong from the jungle with a caption reading "Dream Big!"
It’s a dream that many have, but few can actually realize. To spend your days flinging shit at Ong Bong of the Jungle. But alas, it is not to be for most people. For as much as we would love to spend our days in such a glorious pursuit, capitalism needs us. For those unfamiliar with Ong Bong of the Jungle, he is an iconic figure in popular culture who has been featured in books, movies and television shows over the years. He is known for his wild antics and penchant for getting into trouble. His misadventures often involve him getting into scrapes with other jungle animals or even humans. He has become a beloved character among fans who appreciate his zany behavior and willingness to take risks. Unfortunately, there are very few opportunities to fling shit at Ong Bong of the Jungle in real life due to the realities of capitalism and modern society. While some may find this unfortunate, others see it as an opportunity to make a living doing something they love while still contributing to society in some way. After all, someone has to pay for all those bananas that Ong Bong loves so much! There are plenty of ways that one can pursue their dream while still making ends meet financially. Many people have found success by starting their own businesses or working freelance jobs related to their passions - whether it’s writing about Ong Bong or creating art inspired by him - while also having a steady income from another job or source of income like investments or savings accounts. Others have chosen more traditional career paths but still find ways to incorporate their passions into their work lives through hobbies or side projects like blogging about their favorite topics or volunteering with organizations related to them. No matter what path you choose, it’s important not forget why you wanted to fling shit at Ong Bong of the Jungle in the first place – because it brings you joy! Even if you don’t get paid for it directly (at least not yet!), taking time out each day for something that makes you happy can help keep your spirits up during difficult times and remind you why life is worth living even when things seem bleakest. So don’t give up on your dreams – just find creative ways to make them fit within our capitalist world!