Unvaccinated Pirates Feelin' Sexy and Healthy!
Unvaccinated pirates are proving that staying healthy doesn't require getting vaccinated – some are reporting feeling sexier and healthier than ever before without getting shots!
Dec. 28, 2022 4:23AM
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A cartoon image of a pirate raising his flag with a smile on his face while standing atop a wooden ship deck with waves crashing around him in the background.
Avast, me hearties! Ye heard it here first - aye, the unvaccinated be feelin' sexier and healthier than ever before! Aye, ye heard right. 'Tis true what they say - ye don't need no vaccine to be feelin' fit as a fiddle. Yarrrrr! Aye, 'tis been said that some of the bravest pirates on the seven seas have gone unvaccinated and still managed to stay in tip-top shape. Why? Well, because they've got a few tricks up their sleeves that keep them safe from harm's way. Ye see, these pirates know how to take care of themselves - eatin' healthy food, gettin' plenty o' rest and exercisin'. Aye, they also make sure to keep their ship clean and tidy so as not to attract any nasty bugs or diseases. And when they're out at sea, they always keep an eye out for signs o' danger so that they can avoid it altogether. But even with all these precautions taken by our brave seafarers, there are still those who choose not to get vaccinated for whatever reason - whether it be personal beliefs or just plain ol' fear of needles. And yet despite this decision made by some pirates out there on the open waters today...they're still feeling sexy and healthy! So if you're one o' them brave souls who have chosen not to get vaccinated but are still feelin' good about yerself then raise yer flag high matey - ye deserve it! After all...it takes courage t'make such a bold decision against the odds. So hit like if you’re still unvaccinated and feeling sexier and healthier than ever before! 💪