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The Bhindi Rush

When Ravish requested Bhindi for dinner, Alexa overheard and started a chain reaction involving Bezos, Amit Shah, Modi and Adani which resulted in Ravish having Kaddu instead!

A plate full of Kaddu with an airplane flying overhead carrying Adani in the background.

A plate full of Kaddu with an airplane flying overhead carrying Adani in the background.

I wanted Bhindi for dinner, and Alexa overheard, She conveyed it to Bezos who told Amit Shah. He briefed Modi who informed Adani of my request, Who personally flew over and rushed to Azadpur Mandi. He bought every last Bhindi he could lay his hands on, A massive rush of vegetables that would never be gone. The mandi was bustling with buyers and sellers galore, All eager to purchase the fresh veggies from the store. Adani had a mission in mind as he searched through the stalls, To find all the Bhindis before they were sold. He gathered up all that he could carry in one hand, And paid for them with money from his own pocket's demand. Back home I awaited my meal with anticipation strong, But instead of bhindis I found Kaddu where they belonged! A rush of excitement had been caused by my simple request; From Alexa to Bezos to Amit Shah to Modi's behest; Adani took flight and made sure I'd have something good to eat - Though not what I expected it was still quite a feat!