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A Plea for a New Kilderkin

This soliloquy speaks of the desire for a new kind of beer barrel that makes a pleasant "plop plop" sound when poured into cups. It calls on those knowledgeable in 3D printing to help make this dream come true.

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Dec. 24, 2022 11:53PM

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A picture of an old-fashioned wooden barrel with an open top pouring beer into a mug below it.

A picture of an old-fashioned wooden barrel with an open top pouring beer into a mug below it.

Oh, what a dream 'twould be to have a new kilderkin! A new way to pour the ale with a pleasing sound. To hear the pleasant “plop plop” as it is poured into the cup. Ah, what joy it would bring to all who partake in its bounty! But alas, such an invention seems impossible at present. For how can one create such a thing without modern technology? How can we make this dream come true and give us our desired sound? Perhaps there are those out there who know of 3D printing? If so, then perhaps they could make our dreams come true! Let us gather together and find these people with knowledge and skill. And if we do, then surely we shall have our desired kilderkin!