Hooters Shutting Down After Millennials Show Disinterest in Boobs

After a recent study showed that millennials “aren’t that into boobs,” the popular restaurant chain Hooters has announced it is shutting down and rebranding. The news comes as a shock to many loyal customers who have frequented the restaurant for years. The study, conducted by researchers at the University of California, surveyed 1,000 millennials between the ages of 18 and 34. They found that only 20% of respondents said they had an interest in breasts. This was significantly lower than previous generations which showed an average interest rate of 50%. Hooters responded to these findings by announcing their decision to close all locations across the United States and Canada. They will be rebranding themselves as “Hootz” and focusing on more family-friendly fare such as burgers, sandwiches, salads, and wraps. This news has been met with mixed reactions from both customers and employees alike. Many are disappointed that they won’t be able to enjoy their favorite wings or burgers anymore while others are relieved that there will no longer be any suggestive imagery associated with the restaurant chain. The future of Hootz remains uncertain but one thing is certain: this change could spell disaster for many former Hooters employees who relied on tips from customers to make ends meet. With fewer people interested in breasts than ever before, it may be difficult for them to find new employment opportunities in the same industry. It appears that millennials have spoken—and they aren’t too keen on boobs after all! It remains to be seen if this drastic change will pay off for Hootz or if it will lead them down a path of failure instead.