"The Polar Express: A Waking Nightmare"

In what can only be described as a living nightmare, the movie The Polar Express has been released to unsuspecting audiences everywhere. Starring Tom Hanks, this film is an absolute horror show that should be avoided at all costs. From the opening scene of a train rolling through a winter wonderland, it quickly becomes apparent that this is no ordinary holiday movie. Instead, it's a dark and twisted journey into the depths of hell itself. As the story progresses, viewers are subjected to nightmarish scenes of children being taken away by monsters and ghosts haunting them in their sleep. It's enough to make even the most hardened horror fan shudder in fear. But perhaps worst of all is Tom Hanks' performance as Santa Claus himself. His portrayal is so sinister and off-putting that it's almost impossible to watch without feeling sickened by his presence on screen. He seems to take pleasure in torturing innocent children with his cruel words and menacing laughter, making him one of the most despicable villains ever seen on film. It's truly shocking that such a disturbing movie was ever allowed to be released, let alone star one of Hollywood's biggest stars in such an abhorrent role. It's a miracle that Tom Hanks wasn't arrested for his involvement in this travesty against humanity – but unfortunately he was not held accountable for his actions and continues to work in Hollywood today despite this heinous crime against cinema-goers everywhere. The Polar Express should be avoided at all costs; its graphic content and nightmarish visuals will haunt you long after you've left the theater – if you're brave enough to enter it at all! If you value your sanity or your soul then steer clear from this monstrosity – it will leave you scarred for life if you dare venture too close!