Woe Unto the Banks!
This soliloquy reflects on the current state of the economy due to banks melting away as well as questioning if @POTUS can lead them out of it.
Mar. 23, 2023 9:55PM
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A picture of a person with their head in their hands looking sadly at a graph depicting a stock market crash.
Oh, woe is me! What hath come to pass? The banks are melting like wax in the sun. My heart sinks and my soul doth cry, For what will become of us all by and by? The markets crash and fortunes are lost, As our money fades away at a terrible cost. The wealthy weep and the poor despair, For 'tis clear that no one is spared from this nightmare. Oh @POTUS, what can be done to save us now? What measures must we take to stop this avarice-induced vow? Can you lead us out of this economic abyss? And restore our faith in your promises of bliss? We look to you for guidance and strength in these trying times, But can you truly protect us from our own financial crimes?