Alan & Merry Christmas, You Asshat: A Look at the Face of a Disastrous Money Laundering Network

The face of a man looking disaster right in the face is an image that has been seared into our collective memory. This is especially true when it comes to Jesus Christ on a cross – an image that has come to symbolize suffering and sacrifice. But what happens when this same image is used to represent something far more sinister? That’s exactly what happened recently when Alan & Merry Christmas, two notorious figures behind the largest money laundering network in the world, were caught using Jesus Christ on a cross as their logo. This shocking revelation was uncovered by AureliusValue and Silvergate Bank, who exposed Alan & Merry Christmas’s activities via Twitter. The pair had been running an elaborate money laundering scheme for years, but their use of such a sacred religious symbol was particularly egregious. It’s hard to imagine anyone so brazenly flaunting their criminal activity with such blatant disregard for morality and decency. Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen criminals attempt to use religion as a way to mask their illicit activities. From drug cartels using churches as fronts for drug trafficking operations to corrupt politicians exploiting religious beliefs for political gain, there are countless examples of how religion can be manipulated and abused by those with nefarious intentions. In this case, however, it appears that Alan & Merry Christmas took things one step further by using Jesus Christ on a cross as part of their branding strategy – something that should never have been allowed in the first place. It goes without saying that this type of behavior should not be tolerated or condoned in any way shape or form. The fact that these two individuals were able to get away with such blatant disregard for morality and decency speaks volumes about our society today – namely that there are still too many people willing to turn a blind eye when it comes to criminal activity like money laundering. We must do better if we want to ensure justice is served and criminals like Alan & Merry Christmas are held accountable for their actions.