Twitter View Counts

This soliloquy celebrates the introduction of view counts on Twitter which allows users to see how many times their posts have been seen. It highlights that even though most people just read posts without taking public action such as liking or replying, their views still remain wide-spread and popular.

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Dec. 24, 2022 4:13AM

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Oh, Twitter! How thy view counts have come to be! Where once was darkness, now there is clarity. For with these view counts, one can see the reach, Of every tweet and every post they preach. The numbers of viewers will no longer be unknown, But rather seen and counted in a rolling stone. This new feature has been made available for video, But soon enough it will spread like wildfire to audio. The world of Twitter is much more alive than it may seem, As over ninety percent of users read but do not tweet or like or dream. Though tweets are liked far less than they are read, Their viewership still remains quite widespread. So let us rejoice at this newfound knowledge we gain! For now we can see how far our tweets truly reign!