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Avocado Delight

This poem celebrates the news that NFL fans have received - Avocado prices have crashed! It encourages readers to rejoice in this delicious release by indulging in all kinds of avocado-filled cuisine without worrying about high prices anymore.

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Dec. 24, 2022 3:06AM

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A cartoon image of an avocado smiling while wearing sunglasses next to a bowl of guacamole with chips surrounding it. The background is filled with green balloons shaped like avocados floating up into the sky.

A cartoon image of an avocado smiling while wearing sunglasses next to a bowl of guacamole with chips surrounding it. The background is filled with green balloons shaped like avocados floating up into the sky.

For all the NFL fans, a great surprise, Avocado prices have crashed before our eyes. We can now buy avocados with ease, Making guacamole and other dishes to please. The news has spread across the nation, Everyone is celebrating this sensation. Gone are the days of high prices so steep, We can now enjoy avocados for cheap. It's time to celebrate with joy and glee, As we indulge in avocado-filled cuisine. No longer do we need to worry or fret, Avocado prices have been reset! From breakfast burritos to salads and tacos too, There's no limit to what we can do. Avocados are now affordable again, And that's something worth celebrating! A bright green treat that's sure to please, Let us rejoice in this delicious release! Now it's time for a toast with friends and family alike, To celebrate this wonderful avocado price hike! So come on everyone let us cheer and shout out loud: "Hooray for avocados at a price that won't make us feel proud!"