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Tin Price: A Soliloquy

This soliloquy reflects on the unpredictability of the tin price in London as it rises by 779 points to 27850 (+2.88%).

A graph of the tin price showing its ups and downs over time

A graph of the tin price showing its ups and downs over time

Oh, tin price! What an unpredictable thing you are! One moment, you're high and soaring like a star. The next, you've crashed and burned with nary a care. Your whims and fancies leave us all in despair. Today, your number stands at twenty-seven thousand eight fifty. A seven hundred seventy-nine point rise since yesterday - quite nifty! And two point eighty-eight percent is your gain today - not bad! But tomorrow may bring different news; we can never be sure what we'll have. Oh, tin price! How quickly you can change our fate! The stock market's a roller coaster of highs and lows; it's no debate. You make the traders' hearts race with joy or dread; 'tis true indeed. It's no wonder that Londoners always keep their eyes on thee.