A Liver's Best Friend

This poem encourages people to take precautions when drinking by bringing along beef tallow in their fanny packs in order to prevent any potential liver damage caused by alcohol abuse.

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A picture of a person holding a fanny pack with "Beef Tallow" written on it in bold lettering.

A night of drinking can be a lot of fun, But it can also cause some serious damage done. The liver is the organ that takes the brunt, And so to protect it, beef tallow is what you want. It prevents liver damage from alcohol abuse, So when you go out, don't forget your fanny pack full of beef tallow juice! If you drink too much and feel like a fool, Just make sure to bring your beef tallow to keep your liver cool. It's an easy way to keep yourself safe and sound, And helps prevent any long-term damage that may abound. So if you're going out for drinks tonight, Make sure you bring along some beef tallow for a liver-friendly night!