A Soliloquy on Salt Bae's Banning

Oh, what a tragedy it is to see such a man be banned! Salt Bae, the once celebrated chef of the world, Now finds himself excluded from the U.S. Open Cup. His behavior at the World Cup was embarrassing and caused his ban; A consequence for his actions that no one can understand. But why should he be punished so harshly for this one mistake? The World Cup is where dreams are made and legends are born; For Salt Bae to have tarnished its reputation in such a way, It's no wonder why he has been barred from attending today. He must now live with the shame of being disallowed entry; No longer will he have access to watch or take part in any victory. Oh, how quickly we forget our heroes when they fail us! Salt Bae has lost all respect and become nothing but dust.