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The Joy of Eating

A soliloquy about the joys of looking at a menu full of delicious food and having to decide which dish to choose from.

A picture of a menu with many different dishes displayed on it.

A picture of a menu with many different dishes displayed on it.

Oh, what joy 'tis to behold a menu full of delicious treats! The tantalizing aromas wafting through the air, And all the flavors that will soon be on my plate. The sweetest desserts and savory dishes alike, A feast for the eyes and for the stomach alike. Oh how I wish I could try them all in one night! But alas, it is not meant to be so tonight. For I must choose just one dish to enjoy this night. What a difficult decision that is indeed! Should I go for something savory or something sweet? Perhaps a combination of both would be best? No matter what I choose, it shall surely please my palate. I am sure of it, as long as I make haste!