Pirate's Troublesome Evening

Arrr, mateys! It be a troublesome evening fer one pirate in particular. Ye see, this scallywag's wife has taken to cheerin' him up when he be feelin' down by instigatin' sex. Some evenings he'll act sad or a bit depressed just so she'll do her thing and make him feel better. He's been livin' like this fer some time now, and it be takin' its toll on 'im. He ain't sure if it be the right way to go about things, but he can't help but think that his wife knows best. After all, she does have his best interests at heart and she always manages to put a smile on his face with her shenanigans. But still, the pirate wonders if there be any other way of cheerin' himself up without havin' to resort to such measures? The pirate's crewmates have tried their best to offer advice and support, but they can only do so much from afar. They've heard tales of pirates who found ways of makin' themselves happy without relyin' on anyone else - by findin' hobbies or startin' new projects - but none of these solutions seem suitable for our poor pirate friend here. He's tried everything under the sun already and nothin's worked out for 'im yet. It looks like our scurvy seafarer is stuck between a rock and a hard place; no matter what he does, he can't seem to shake off this sense of gloom that seems ta follow 'im around like an old friend! All we can do is hope that one day soon our beloved buccaneer will find the courage ta stand up fer himself and take control o’er his own destiny! Until then... yarrr!!