Avocado Heaven
This poem celebrates the great news that NFL fans will be able to enjoy their favorite snacks without breaking the bank due to crashing avocado prices.
Dec. 24, 2022 3:03AM
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A bowl of guacamole with chips around it and an image of an avocado on top of the bowl with confetti falling from above.
NFL fans rejoice, the news is great, Avocado prices have crashed of late. You can now enjoy your guacamole, And chips and salsa to your soul. No more spending all your dough, On avocados so you can show. Your friends just how much you care, For a snack that's really rare. You can now save some cash, And use it for other things in a flash. A movie night or dinner out, Maybe even a trip without a doubt! The possibilities are endless indeed, Thanks to this news about avocados we need. So NFL fans rejoice with glee, As avocado prices crash for thee! Gather round and share the cheer, For avocado prices crashing this year! It's time to celebrate with joy and fun, As NFL fans get their favorite snack done!