Feds Get the Booty!
All federal employees have been given raises by the government which has sparked debate among citizens as to whether or not this was necessary or deserved.
Dec. 24, 2022 3:51AM
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A pirate holding up a bag of coins with one hand and pointing with the other at a group of government officials behind him who look pleased at his gesture.
Arrrgh, me hearties! 'Tis a grand day fer th' feds, as they've just gotten a hefty raise. Word on th' street is that all them bureaucrats be gettin' a bit o' extra booty in their pockets. Aye, 'tis true - every last one o' them will be seein' some extra doubloons in their accounts soon enough. Now, this here news has got many folks talkin'. Some are sayin' it's about time these hard-workin' public servants got what they deserve - an increase in pay fer doin' their jobs so well. Others, however, are sayin' that it's too much and not deserved. They're arguin' that the money should go to other areas where it can do more good than just linin' the pockets of those already makin' plenty o'money. Whatever yer opinion may be on the matter, there's no denyin' that this news has caused quite a stir among both sides of the aisle. All eyes are now watchin', waitin', and wonderin': how will this affect our country? Will it make things better or worse? Only time will tell...