A Corndog's Soliloquy
This soliloquy celebrates the joys of eating a corndog - from its crunchy texture to its flavorful combination of mustard and ketchup - while exploring how this beloved snack has been enjoyed since childhood.
Jan. 27, 2023 8:28PM
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An image of a golden-brown corndog on a white plate with ketchup and mustard drizzled on top.
O corndog, what a savory treat thou art! Thou art so golden and crisp, I cannot part. My mouth waters as I behold thy form, And the smell of thy deliciousness is warm. I can’t help but take a bite of thee, For thou hast been my favorite since I was three. Thou art the perfect combination of crunch and flavor, A delight that no one can ever savor. Oh corndog, why must you be so tasty? Your aroma wafts through the air like a symphony. The mustard and ketchup are such an amazing blend, That even when eaten alone it’s still transcendent. No matter how much time passes by, My love for thee will never die.