Russia Declares War on USA, Destroys Florida with Giant Laser

In a shocking turn of events, the Russian Federation has declared war on the United States of America and destroyed the state of Florida with a giant laser. The incident occurred at approximately 3am EST this morning when a massive beam of energy was seen emanating from an unknown source in the Russian countryside. The beam struck multiple targets across Florida, including major cities such as Miami and Orlando. The destruction was instantaneous and complete; no survivors have been reported so far. Reports indicate that the beam originated from a large-scale weapon system developed by Russia in secret over the past several years. The US government has yet to respond to these developments but is expected to do so soon. Many are speculating that this attack could be part of a larger campaign by Russia against American interests worldwide. If true, it would mark an unprecedented escalation in tensions between two of the world's most powerful nations. The full extent of damage caused by this attack is still unknown, but it is certain that millions have been affected by this tragedy and many more will suffer its consequences for years to come. As we await further news from Washington DC, our thoughts go out to all those affected by this devastating event.