Butthole Measurement Meeting Missed by Unfortunate Attendee

In a surprising turn of events, an unnamed individual has missed the meeting where it was decided that everyone would start measuring from the butthole. The news has caused shockwaves throughout the community, with many questioning how such a momentous decision could have been made without all parties present. The story first broke when comedian Sarah Silverman posted a joke about the incident on her Twitter account. She wrote “Somebody missed the meeting where we decided we would all start measuring from the butthole”, sparking intense debate and confusion among her followers. It remains unclear who was responsible for organizing this mysterious meeting or what exactly was discussed there. In response to this unexpected development, some members of the public have expressed outrage at not being invited to take part in such an important decision-making process. Others are simply bemused by the whole situation and can’t help but wonder why anyone would think to measure from such an unusual point of reference in the first place. Meanwhile, experts in measurement and related fields are divided on whether or not starting measurements from one’s posterior is even possible. Some argue that it could be done with special tools and techniques while others insist that it is impossible due to anatomical constraints. Whatever their opinion may be, they all agree that it is certainly an interesting concept! As for our unfortunate attendee who missed out on this historic event? We may never know their identity or why they were absent – but one thing is certain: they will never forget this day!