Avocado Prices Plunge
This poem celebrates the great news that avocado prices have crashed, bringing joy to NFL fans everywhere who can now enjoy all their favorite avocado-based dishes at an affordable price!
Dec. 24, 2022 3:03AM
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A football field full of avocados with a goal post in the background and two teams playing football made out of avocados on either side of the field. The words "Great News NFL Fans" written across the top in bold font with "Avocado Prices Have Crashed" written underneath in smaller font.
The news is great, NFL fans rejoice! Avocado prices have crashed, what a choice! A dip in the market brings cheer to our hearts As we celebrate with tasty guacamole tarts. Gone are the days of high-priced avos As we welcome in the new cost-savings low. We can make all kinds of dishes and snacks Thanks to this amazing avocado price crash. Load up on guacamole for your Super Bowl party platter Or whip up some tacos that'll make everyone chatter. No matter what you choose to do with them, it's clear to see That avocados are now more affordable than ever for NFL fans like thee. So go ahead and stock up while you still can On these delicious green fruits from Mexico's land. Avocado prices have crashed - it's a sight to behold! And NFL fans everywhere will surely be sold.