Ravish's Unfulfilled Wish
This soliloquy follows Ravish as he reflects on his unfulfilled wish for Bhindi dinner due to an unexpected chain of events caused by his own words being overheard by Alexa and relayed through multiple people until Adani rushed over too late and bought up all the available Bhindi at Azadpur Mandi, leaving Ravish with nothing but disappointment and Kaddu for dinner instead.
Dec. 23, 2022 3:28AM
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A plate of Kaddu sitting next to a basket of Bhindi with Alexa listening in the background
Alas, my wish for Bhindi tonight is not to be! I thought it a simple request, but the chain of events that followed was quite unforeseen. Alexa overheard my plea and told Bezos what I said. He then passed on the message to Amit Shah instead. The Prime Minister Modi was soon informed of this affair, And Adani was sent to Azadpur Mandi with haste to buy up all the Bhindi there. But alas, he arrived too late; my Bhindi feast will have to wait! Instead I'm stuck with Kaddu tonight - a meal that's far from great. Oh why did I make such a request? What an ill-fated mistake! For now all that remains is disappointment in its wake. If only I had kept my mouth shut, none of this would have come to pass. My craving for Bhindi will remain unfulfilled - what an utter impasse!