Donald Trump Commits Crime Spree, Escapes Police

In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump was seen committing a crime spree yesterday. The spree began when he assaulted a little child and stole his scooter. Witnesses say that Trump then proceeded to steal a burger from MacDonald's before attempting to escape from the police. The incident occurred in broad daylight, with several witnesses coming forward to report what they had seen. One witness said that they saw Trump punch the child in the face before snatching away his scooter and running off with it. Another witness reported seeing him enter MacDonald's and come out moments later with a burger in hand, before making his escape on the stolen scooter. The police were quick to respond to reports of the incident, but unfortunately they were unable to apprehend Trump as he managed to evade them by taking an unknown route away from the scene of the crime. It is believed that he may have gone into hiding following this incident as there have been no further sightings of him since then. This isn't the first time that Donald Trump has been involved in criminal activity; he has previously been convicted for various offences such as fraud and tax evasion. However, this is certainly one of his most brazen acts yet and many are wondering why he would commit such an act in broad daylight when there were so many people around who could potentially identify him as being responsible for it. At this time it is unclear what will happen next or if any further action will be taken against Donald Trump for his actions yesterday afternoon. However, one thing is certain - people are now more wary than ever about what kind of behaviour they can expect from him in future!