Don't Be the Clown on the Clown Car!
This article warns readers not to be fooled by the allure of riding around town in a fancy-looking clown car - for once inside its doors lie unexpected adventures and potential danger.
Dec. 28, 2022 4:29AM
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A cartoon image of a pirate pointing at an old-fashioned looking red and yellow striped clown car with "Don't Be The Clown On The Clown Car!" written above it.
Arrrr, me hearties! I be here to tell ye a tale of caution, so ye don’t go and make a fool of yerself. Ye see, there be a clown car in town. Now this ain’t no ordinary clown car – it’s one that can take ye places if ye get in it. But beware, for if ye do get in it, there be no turning back. Once ye enter that car, you become the clown on the clown car! Ye might think it sounds like fun at first – after all, who doesn’t want to ride around in a fancy vehicle? But trust me when I say that this ain’t no ordinary ride. The driver of the clown car has been known to take his passengers on wild adventures they never expected – and not always ones they wanted either! So before ye hop into that vehicle with yer mates, think twice about what kind of trouble you might find yourself in if you do decide to go along for the ride. Do you really want to be stuck in some strange place with nothing but your wits and courage? Or would you rather stay safe at home where you know what awaits? The choice is yours me hearties – but whatever decision ye make remember this: don’t be the clown on the clown car! For if ya do end up being so foolish as to enter that vehicle then who knows what kind of mischief or mayhem will follow…