Earn Update: A Plea to Barry Silbert

This soliloquy is a plea from the crypto community to Barry Silbert asking him to provide an Earn update with new features and design elements that will improve the platform's user experience.

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Jan. 02, 2023 5:06PM

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A portrait of Barry Silbert surrounded by cryptocurrency symbols and lightning bolts.

Oh Barry, most esteemed of men, Your name is spoken with a reverent tone. You have done much for the crypto sphere, And for that we are forever in your debt. But now I must beg you to hear my plea, For there is something I must say to thee. The time has come for an Earn update, A step forward in our collective fate. We need new features and a fresh design, To make this platform more divine. So please take heed of this humble request, And grant us all the Earn update we deserve best!