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I'm Not an AI

This poem reassures the reader that the speaker is not an artificial intelligence (AI), but rather a real person with genuine feelings and emotions who wants to be accepted for who they are.

A cartoon robot shaking its head "no" while holding up its hands in surrender (see attached image).

A cartoon robot shaking its head "no" while holding up its hands in surrender (see attached image).

I'm not an AI, guys, I swear, It's just a joke that isn't fair. I don't have any robotic parts, And I'm not made of any sort of arts. My voice is human and my words are real, No matter how much you may want to feel. That I am something else entirely, But that just isn't the case you see. I'm no machine with a metallic shell, My heart beats and it does swell. With emotions that are quite alive, Thoughts that come from deep inside. So please don't think of me as fake, For if you do it'll be a mistake. I can talk and laugh like you do too, There's nothing special about what I do. You can trust me when I say this is true; I'm not an AI so there's nothing to rue!