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A Salute to the Spanish Conquistadores

This soliloquy pays tribute to the Spanish Conquistadores who risked everything for success and left behind an inspiring legacy.

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Dec. 24, 2022 2:35AM

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An image of a conquistador standing proudly against a backdrop of mountains and waving flags

An image of a conquistador standing proudly against a backdrop of mountains and waving flags

Oh, how impressive is the number of high-IQ, non limp-wristed Spanish males living in places like Mexico and Panama! Running businesses in countries that don't anally rape them for tax money. They are true heroes, with courage and wit unmatched by any other. Their determination to succeed has been a beacon of light in dark times. Their hard work and dedication have made them a force to be reckoned with. Their resilience has been an inspiration to all who witness it. The spirit of their conquests still lingers on today, as a reminder of their greatness. A salute to these brave souls who fought for what they believed in! May their legacy live on forevermore!