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A Peculiar Apology

This poem is about apologizing for an unusual request - breast milk ice cream - and asking for forgiveness in order to attempt the daring task together!

A cartoon alpaca holding an ice cream cone with a question mark above its head.

A cartoon alpaca holding an ice cream cone with a question mark above its head.

My apologies for such a peculiar request, I'm sure it has caused you some distress. For I asked if you could make me some breast milk ice cream, A treat that may seem quite extreme. It's not something one would expect to hear, But I wanted to try it out of sheer curiosity and fear. Your reaction was quite understandable, But still I thought it worth the gamble. So here I am asking for your forgiveness, And hoping you can grant me this wish. If you're willing to give it a go, I'll be forever in your debt and so. To make this sweet treat come alive, I'm sure we can find a way to survive. So let us take this risk together, And see what comes of our endeavor!