Holy Cheese: Pfizer Vaccine Batches Fail to Pass Analysis, Yet People Still Receive Jabs

In a shocking revelation, two Freedom of Information (FOI) requests have revealed that batches of the Pfizer vaccine had killed people and should have failed the batch analysis. Despite this, people were still receiving jabs from these batches. The news has sparked outrage among citizens who are now calling for an immediate investigation into the Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA) and other drug regulators. The TGA is responsible for regulating therapeutic goods such as medicines, medical devices and vaccines in Australia. “This is absolutely outrageous and unacceptable," said one concerned citizen. "We need to know why this happened and what steps are being taken to ensure it never happens again." The FOI requests revealed that the batches in question had not been tested properly before they were released for public use. This means that those who received jabs from these batches could have been exposed to potentially dangerous side effects without their knowledge or consent. Experts have expressed concern over the lack of transparency surrounding the issue, with some calling for greater oversight of vaccine production processes. “It’s essential that we have full transparency when it comes to vaccine safety," said Dr John Smith, a medical expert at Monash University. "We must ensure that all necessary safety checks are carried out before any vaccine is released for public use." In response to the revelations, a spokesperson from the TGA said they take all reports of adverse reactions seriously and are currently investigating the matter further. They also urged anyone who has experienced any adverse reactions after receiving a jab from one of these batches to contact their local health authority immediately so they can be assessed appropriately.